Drugs: Are a huge disappointment, the effect is not HIGHNESS! I hate them! Don't worry, I got these from the Doctor, I'm not a Junkie. I HATE DRUGS! Now, even more, do I HATE them!

Boys: Jerks can just rot in fucking HELL! I'm sorry if you thought I was coming onto you, I'm sorry if I seem like a bitch. But I refuse to be with someone who's an asshole! So why the fuck can't you leave me alone, don't you want me to be happy? You really don't have to answer that question, I already know what you're gonna say. 'What about me, I thought you cared about MY happiness?!' Well, fuck you!

P. S. Yes, everything is fine with me and Paul. I'm anything BUT mad at him.

Parents: Mom's messed-up. Dad's off fufilling his dream instead of taking care of his family.